while I was looking for the info that I said I wanted to post yesterday (which I'm still looking for) I came across this paper with some cute 'one-liners'...
"Don't let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
"Some minds are like concrete: Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set."
"Forbidden fruits create many jams."
"Be fishers of men. You catch 'em ... God will clean 'em!"
"We were called to be Witnesses, not lawyers or judges."
"God Himself does not propose to judge a man until his death, so why should you?"
"Quit griping about your congregation; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong!"
"Don't put a question mark, where God puts a period."
"Jehovah doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called."
"If the congregation wants a better speaker, it only needs to pray for the one it has."
Prayer: "Don't give God instructions - Just report for duty!"
"If Jehovah is your Co-pilot - swap seats!"
"The task ahead of us is never as great as the Holy Spirit behind us"
"The 'Will of God' never takes you to where his power will not protect you."
"We don't change the message in the Bible. The message in the Bible changes us."